Failure in the flesh

i want to go to Cali so bad

i have to bust my ass at work so i can go for genius training and have apple send me there for a month

girlhuman1991:

my knees are soft and my cheeks are soft and my thighs are soft and my little boobies are soft and my butt is soft and my neck is soft and my tummy is soft and my lips and i’m a girl human and i’m squishy and so soft too here touch me

that sounds amazing. give me.

(via lovee-samantha-lynn)

i find it really annoying when my friends feel the need to text me about their latest sexual conquest. i feel like that is ridiculously immature. i cant stand random hookups. i just want to find someone and have something that will last. i want to have a future with someone and get married and have a family and take care of them. i dont want to meet a girl, have sex with her and never talk to her again. 

on a side note

im pretty hungry